I told myself I’d stay far, far away from the Mass Effect 2 spoilers popping up on YouTube. I was cursing the fact that people are playing it on the PC now, while I’m still waiting for it to come out on the Xbox 360. I was itching to know if Garrus Vakarian was a freaking romance option, but wasn’t willing to give in to the spoilers and piracy.
But along came a fellow Garrus fan, who directed me to this video. I edited the comment to remove the video and discourage the posting of off-topic comments and ME2 spoilers.
And I told myself not to watch the video.
But I did. Out of curiosity. DAMMIT.
Since I already spoiled myself by watching that darn video, I gave up and looked for these out of curiosity:
I’m… I… oh wow. I’m very, very happy that Garrus really is a romance option in ME2, but geez! That last scene was awkward. Garrus, baby, you don’t have to try so hard. My Fem!Shep will read up on turian flirtation/romance before she hits on you, I promise. And I’ll try my best not to laugh at you once I get to this scene.
…that club music bit seriously cracked me up, though.