Thoughts on the New Beauty and the Beast Trailer

beauty and the beast trailer - castle

Thought #1:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(Potential spoilers under the cut!)

beauty and the beast trailer - maurice

Thought #2:  Ooh. OOH. So they used the Beauty’s-dad-is-a-rose-thief thing from the old fairytale in the movie. Cool, cool.

beauty and the beast trailer - come into the light

Thought #3: …I’m a little disappointed in the way she says “Come into the light,” here. It feels a little too…childish? Compared to the way I remember it, at least. But the dialogue leading up to it could have changed the context of the line, so I’ll let that slide.

beauty and the beast trailer - beast

Thought #4: Beast’s face looks…a little too CG? Fake? Painted on? IDK.

beauty and the beast trailer - disney

Thought #5: THAT GODDAMN MELODY GETS ME EVERY TIME.

beauty and the beast trailer - lumiere and cogsworth

Thought #6: Why does Ewan McGregor’s French accent sound so fake?

beauty and the beast trailer - lumiere

Thought #7: HE HAS ARMS AND LEGS. This is so weird.

beauty and the beast trailer - chip

Thought #8: …Chip’s character design is kind of disappointing?

beauty and the beast trailer - mrs. potts

Thought #9: …his mom’s is disappointing, too.

 

beauty and the beast trailer - belle in the library

Thought #10: THE LIBRARY. THE LIBRARY!!! THE LIBRARY ERMERGERDDDDDDDD. And that dress. Girl, nice threads!

beauty and the beast trailer - beast

Thought #12: Sweet/cheesy lines won’t save your face from looking so fake, Beast.

beauty and the beast 2017 trailer - gaston

Thought #13: Definitely seeing some of the Gaston’s old character designs combined with the final animated character’s here. Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

beauty and the beast trailer - lumiere and plumette

Thought #14: Not really sure I like the design of the Feather Duster (aka Fifi/Marie/Babette) in this movie. And apparently her name is PLUMETTE now? Whut.

beauty and the beast 2017 trailer - title

Thought #15: THAT MELODY AGAIN GODDAMMIT.

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